(cyberspace) Today, to the surprise of everyone on the Internet, an online story about a newborn kitten rescued from a well by an elderly ranching couple in Texas failed to produce any long rambling anti-Obama comments.
Fishington Cheesington was unable to find a single comparison of the kitten falling down the well to Obama’s failed economic policies. Nor were there any complaints that under Obamacare, anytime a pet fell down a well the American taxpayer would have to pay for it.
“I find it surprising that even a cute animal human-interest story would not generate hate-filled ignorant online commentary,” said Karl Kraktokevile, Professor Emeritus of Political Science from Columbia University. Usually you would expect random off-topic posts about socialism, new world order conspiracy theories and other Tea Party crack-pot stuff.”
“Even more surprising was the lack of thinly-veiled racist epithets thrown at the President, such as ‘Obumma’ ‘Obongo’ or ‘n1gg3r-in-chief’”
“Frankly, it’s inexplicable. I have a team of graduate students working on it and we should have a paper published at the next conference of the Political Science Society for Internet Idiocy.”