Num, Num, Num. Zombie Hungry!
(Washington, D.C.) Speaker of the House John Boehner today released documentary proof that not only was Obama not born in the U.S., he is also a far-left socialist and a a zombie with plans to dominate the world by eating all the children.
“Obama is ruining this country. He is fiscally irresponsible. He is running up the deficit. And he apparently does not know the difference between baby fingers and chicken fingers.”
“In November we have a choice. Between a man who, admittedly, doesn’t care about if your children have the health care you need and one who wants them to be as healthy as possible. So they are nice and juicy.”
