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Texas Arms All Nursery School Students

(Austin, TX) Expanding upon the “Guardian Program” in Wilbarger county that arms teachers, The State of Texas has now mandated training and arming all nursery school students. “So far the program has been very successful,” Explains Wil “Wild Bill” Wilkersen, … Continue reading

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When Amish Attack! Splinter Group Cut Beards By Force

(Bergholz, Ohio) Three Amish men have been charged with barging into the home of Martin Miller, also Amish, and cutting his beard by force. Possessing a long beard is a symbol of pride and religious identity among the Amish. The … Continue reading

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