Tag Archives: Rick Perry

Editorial: “Snarky Blog Posts Key to Obama’s Success”

Well Obama has prevailed and has now been re-elected as President of the United States. His victory could be attributed to many things: his oratory skills, his excellent grass roots political campaign, his grasp of the issues. But we here … Continue reading

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Rick Perry Drops Out, Forms “Nacho-Texaco” Party

(West Austin, Texas) Gov. Rick Perry announced his withdrawal from the Republican race for President, but simultaneously announced the forming of a new political party, the Nacho Texaco Party. LONG LIVE THE LAND OF OIL AND TASTY SNACKS! “Let’s face … Continue reading

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Federal Reserve to Combat Double-Dip Recession With Yummy French Dips

(Washingto, D.C.) Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke admitted today the U.S. was headed for a dreaded “double dip” depression. He predicted that the double-dip recession, although prolonged, would be “divinely delicious and thoroughly satisfying.” “The Federal Reserve is committed to … Continue reading

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Republican Solution for Social Security: Stop Young People from Getting Older

(Tampa, FL) Throughout the Republican Presidential debate sponsored by CNN and the Tea Party, the candidates differed on exactly how to save the ailing Social Security system, but they did agree on two points: 1) seniors now in the system … Continue reading

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