Category Archives: Weird News

Strange, weird, wild news that is not made up

Drunk Frenchmen Cause Courthouse Security Scare

(San Antonio, Texas) Five Arab-looking guys caused a security alarm when they broke into the Bexar County Courthouse wearing sombreros. The five men, later identified as French citizens visiting on visas, started running around and at one point grabbed a … Continue reading

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When Amish Attack! Splinter Group Cut Beards By Force

(Bergholz, Ohio) Three Amish men have been charged with barging into the home of Martin Miller, also Amish, and cutting his beard by force. Possessing a long beard is a symbol of pride and religious identity among the Amish. The … Continue reading

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Christie Gushes Over Romney “I Could Just Eat Him Up!”

Well-fed New Jersey Governor Chris Christie endorsed former Massachusetts Governor Willard “Mitt” Romney for president yesterday, declaring him “Yummy” and “mouth-watering”. “If the presidency was a hot fudge sundae,” the Porky Pol told a group of pastry chefs, “he’d be … Continue reading

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Exploding Toilet: Critical Issue for 2012 Elections?

(Washington) A woman was taken to a hospital on Monday after a toilet she was sitting on in the General Services Administration (GSA) building exploded. I predict: The Republicans will find some way to blame this on Obama and use … Continue reading

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Honest Mom, I Ordered Stuff for my Gun, Not Stuff for my Gun

 A Massachusetts teen ordered a part for his paintball gun, but he says he wound up with pornography, sex oils and erectile dysfunction pills. >>Sure, it was all a mixup Mom, I swear.  Just give me that stuff and I’ll … Continue reading

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