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Potential First Pup Breathes Huge Fucking Sigh of Relief

(Sudbury, MA) At the Duggard Family Dog Kennel, a young Weimaraner puppy named Fritz breathed a huge fucking sigh of relief as Mitt Romney conceded defeat in his attempt to win election as President of the United States. “I know … Continue reading

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Exclusive Report: Obama Just Won, Dude

(Somewhere in Suburbia, USA) Tuesday, November 5th at approximately 11:36PM, some college kid on Youtube who was carefully monitoring the election returns on CNN has just announced on the phone to his buddy that “Obama just won, dude.” “Like, I’m … Continue reading

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Senator Scott Brown: Dream or Nightmare?

Senator Scott Brown from Massachusetts. He’s sure dreamy… but for women, he’s policies are a nightmare.

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Terrorist Tries to Destroy U.S. Economy, Finds Wall Street Beat Him to It

(New York, NY) Outside New York criminal court, 21-year-old accused terrorist Quazi Mohammad Rezwanul Ahsan Nafis was shaking his head. “My aim was to do something big. I hoped to bring down the U.S. economy. But I found out soon … Continue reading

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Romney Lowers Expectations: Election “Not Really About Getting Elected”

(Denver, CO) Mitt Romney, in an effort to lower expectations about the upcoming Presidential debates, has pointed out that the election is “not really about getting elected.” “It doesn’t matter who does well, it doesn’t matter who scores the most … Continue reading

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