Category Archives: Troutboy’s Blog

North Korea Admits “Secret Crush” on U.S.

(Pyongyang, North Korea) Rogue state North Korea admitted today of a “secret crush” on its long time adversary, the United States. “Yes, it’s true,” It said, hanging its head. I could never it admit it before, even to myself. But … Continue reading

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Texas Arms All Nursery School Students

(Austin, TX) Expanding upon the “Guardian Program” in Wilbarger county that arms teachers, The State of Texas has now mandated training and arming all nursery school students. “So far the program has been very successful,” Explains Wil “Wild Bill” Wilkersen, … Continue reading

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Honey Boo Boo is CNN’s “Most Intriguing of 2012”

(Atlanta, GA) CNN.com surprised the journalistic world today by designating child beauty pagaent star Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson the Most Intriguing Person of 2012, edging out North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. The only other newsworthy figures were Trayvon … Continue reading

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Palestinians Get UN Observer Status, But Complain View is “Lousy”

(New York, NY) In an historic move, the United Nations has upgraded the status of the Palestinian delegation from “non-member observer entity” to “non-member observer state.” But controversy has already erupted, as Palestinian Leader Mahmoud Abbas immediately complained that the … Continue reading

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Editorial: “Snarky Blog Posts Key to Obama’s Success”

Well Obama has prevailed and has now been re-elected as President of the United States. His victory could be attributed to many things: his oratory skills, his excellent grass roots political campaign, his grasp of the issues. But we here … Continue reading

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