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CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Reportedly Distraught That Interview With Bomber’s Cat No Longer Relevant

New York, NY – While publicly expressing joy over the capture of Dzhokar Tsarnaev, the remaining suspect in the Boston Marathon bombing, journalism legend Wolf Blitzer is said to be “deeply disappointed” that his interview with the suspect’s cat Fluffy … Continue reading

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Homicidal Maniacs Rejoice As Senate Bends Over for NRA

Washington, DC – The criminally insane, end times religious fanatics and libertarians everywhere breathed a collective sigh of relief yesterday as the Senate honored the wishes of pretty much no one and shot down a proposed law that would require … Continue reading

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Despite Salient Filibuster Point, Rand Paul Still Completely Berserk

In a rare display of sanity bordering on moral courage, Kentucky Senator and Tea Party loon Rand Paul began a talking filibuster that actually made sense – questioning whether it was OK for the U.S. government to kill Americans via … Continue reading

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Some Republicans Finally Agree Punching Women in Face Not Such A Hot Idea

Today Congress passed the Violence Against Woman Act, despite the opposition of 22 Republican Senators and 138 Republican Congressmen, who apparently forgot that they were not conceived by immaculate conception. “We just thought it was a little harsh,” said one … Continue reading

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Rubio SOTU Rebuttal Reveals Boehner Not Only GOP Leader with Drinking Problem

In his rebuttal to President Obama’s State of the Union speech on Tuesday, rising GOP star Marco Rubio was hoping to show America that he was the new face of the Republican party – and possible competition for the corpulent … Continue reading

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