Category Archives: Plankton

Homicidal Maniacs Rejoice As Senate Bends Over for NRA

Washington, DC – The criminally insane, end times religious fanatics and libertarians everywhere breathed a collective sigh of relief yesterday as the Senate honored the wishes of pretty much no one and shot down a proposed law that would require … Continue reading

Posted in Misc Funny Stuff, Plankton, Plankton's Blog, Political Comedy | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Some Republicans Finally Agree Punching Women in Face Not Such A Hot Idea

Today Congress passed the Violence Against Woman Act, despite the opposition of 22 Republican Senators and 138 Republican Congressmen, who apparently forgot that they were not conceived by immaculate conception. “We just thought it was a little harsh,” said one … Continue reading

Posted in Misc Funny Stuff, Plankton, Plankton's Blog, Political Comedy, Social Comentary | Leave a comment

Rubio SOTU Rebuttal Reveals Boehner Not Only GOP Leader with Drinking Problem

In his rebuttal to President Obama’s State of the Union speech on Tuesday, rising GOP star Marco Rubio was hoping to show America that he was the new face of the Republican party – and possible competition for the corpulent … Continue reading

Posted in Bad Stuff 'Bout Black Folks, Misc Funny Stuff, Plankton, Plankton's Blog, Political Comedy, Shiny object of the day | Leave a comment

Fox News Ships Palin to “Glue Factory”

Fox News has severed ties with former Alaskan Governor and Republican Vice President candidate Sarah Palin in a move that industry insiders say had more to do with her declining sex appeal than her inability to form a coherent political … Continue reading

Posted in Hot Babes who give me a woody, Misc Funny Stuff, Offensive, Plankton, Plankton's Blog, Political Comedy | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Boehner Planning To Go On “Epic Bender” Say Aides

Washington, DC, January 2nd, 2012 – Following a humiliating year which has left his role as Speaker of the House in jepoardy, John Boehner is “looking forward to really tying on the feed bag to blot out all memory of … Continue reading

Posted in Misc Funny Stuff, Plankton, Plankton's Blog, Political Comedy | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment