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Honey Boo Boo is CNN’s “Most Intriguing of 2012”

(Atlanta, GA) CNN.com surprised the journalistic world today by designating child beauty pagaent star Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson the Most Intriguing Person of 2012, edging out North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. The only other newsworthy figures were Trayvon … Continue reading

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Palestinians Get UN Observer Status, But Complain View is “Lousy”

(New York, NY) In an historic move, the United Nations has upgraded the status of the Palestinian delegation from “non-member observer entity” to “non-member observer state.” But controversy has already erupted, as Palestinian Leader Mahmoud Abbas immediately complained that the … Continue reading

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Editorial: “Snarky Blog Posts Key to Obama’s Success”

Well Obama has prevailed and has now been re-elected as President of the United States. His victory could be attributed to many things: his oratory skills, his excellent grass roots political campaign, his grasp of the issues. But we here … Continue reading

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Potential First Pup Breathes Huge Fucking Sigh of Relief

(Sudbury, MA) At the Duggard Family Dog Kennel, a young Weimaraner puppy named Fritz breathed a huge fucking sigh of relief as Mitt Romney conceded defeat in his attempt to win election as President of the United States. “I know … Continue reading

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Exclusive Report: Obama Just Won, Dude

(Somewhere in Suburbia, USA) Tuesday, November 5th at approximately 11:36PM, some college kid on Youtube who was carefully monitoring the election returns on CNN has just announced on the phone to his buddy that “Obama just won, dude.” “Like, I’m … Continue reading

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