Boston Priest Caught With Adult Hooker, Vatican Secretly Rejoices

Msgr Coyle Smiles Contentedly After Adult Sex - Pope Reportedly "Thrilled"

Msgr Coyle Smiles Contentedly After Adult Sex – Pope Reportedly “Thrilled”


August 6, Boston, MA – Vatican officials reportedly breathed a sigh of relief today when it was learned that Rev. Monsignor Arthur M. Coyle was arrested for paying an ADULT prostitute for sex in a car behind a cemetery. “My God, I am so damned happy,” said a Vatican official who requested anonymity. “When you hear ‘priest’ and ‘sex’ and ‘scandal’ in the same sentence, you can’t help but go there. When I heard it was an adult, I felt tears of joy.”

While police officials would not reveal the sex of the prostitute, “Frankly we were just happy that the Monsignor was with someone who had pubic hair,” said the official.

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