Hey, Who Needs Health Care When Pollution Will Kill Us Anyway?
(Washington, D.C.) In her rebuttal President Obama’s speech on job creation before a joint session of Congress yesterday, Michele Bachmann criticized Obama’s speech for being vague rhetoric and instead suggested a more specific “nine point plan” for job growth:
Michele Bachmann describes the Great Leap Backwards
1) Immediately repeal all laws that protect air and water from pollution
2) Repeal the minimum wage
3) Reduce the minimum age for employment to three
4) Remove all corporate taxes (hell, they’re not paying them anyway)!
5) Repeal the Dodd–Frank Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act. Bring back the days of the robber barons!
6) Repeal job killing regulations. Get rid of OSHA–watch out for your fingers and toes, kids.
7) Increase free trade agreements. That companies agree to trade until America is free of jobs!
8) Spur new investment in America, if rich people feel like it.
9) Frack baby, frack!
What goes up must come down -- Spinnin' wheel got to go 'round
“If elected, I’ll implement this right away. Times are tough, but just think of it–the whole family out in the workplace. And those kids are going to look so damn cute in those overalls!”
