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Use this soap for the 1st date. After the third or fourth date you can stop showering. |
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Tastes just like regular Arnold Palmer, but with 1/3 the calories. |
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These aren't best friend pretzels, just beer buddy pretzels. The kind you hang out in bars with. |
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Boudreaux's Butt Paste. That's right, ask for Boudreaux's Butt Paste. When you care about your baby's butt. |
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Churn spread. It makes your stomach churn. |
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When you long for one of those really slobbery kisses... |
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Doctor Diesel beer combines the hilarity of two of my favorite comedic supporting characters - Dr. Detroit and Nurse Diesel. |
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Nothing gives you more energy than a 69.
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Fa! |
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Tastes queer. |
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A carved pen and a weird little birdhouse keychain. For you! |
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Happy Happy Soap Soap Happy Happy Soap Soap Happy Happy Soap Soap Happy Happy Soap Soap Happy Happy Soap Soap Soap! |
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Much better than those inhumane glue traps that actually kill the mouse. |
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Some plastic shades and miscelaneous candy. It's Kiddie Kool Time! Be one of the cool kids! |
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Oregon Marionberry Fruit Spread. The official jam of disgraced former D.C. mayors. Contains 10% real crack.
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Just spray Money House Blessing and you will instantly have not just money but your own house! |
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Apparently mice are really psyched at getting stuck on glue and then starving to death.
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Choco Nuscaat takes way better than eating Old Scat. |
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This beer only tastes O.K.
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Ouch! |
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Also try Philosophy of Smell and Epistemology of Hearing.
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Makes your putz engorged. |
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Thank god it's made from real cows and not those nasty-tasting plastic and metal android cows.
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For when you want just a whisper of musk... |
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Nothin' like the taste of Uncle Jesse's Nuts. |
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Fo Shizzle. This is the best yizzle ever mizzle. |
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